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Of Men and Maladies

10 Things I Like About Him

He is much smarter than he pretends to be He has nice hands He appreciates clever alliteration He casually drops dead-pan puns He drinks scotch (yes, I noticed) He’s tall He’s a gentleman He asked before he kissed me He looks great in a hat He appreciates “Happy Pants” Soooooooooo, I could probably make time in my schedule to see him again; reschedule this meeting, cancel that appointment, etc, etc, etc And the technology thing is ok…. my girlfriend broke out in a rash when her husband hooked up cable, developed hives when he installed DSL – she HATES technology!!  LOL I’m going to stop talking now and hit the “send” button March 2004

Love Letter to a Poet

The Guardian, Centurion, the Gestapo of my heart. She inspects all, she watches all, and rarely allows anyone to tread across the front lawn of my Heart’s Home. Her ego is slightly bruised because you snuck in when she was digging thru her purse for that ever elusive cigarette lighter. My Heart sits in her lovely home waiting, knowing there is someone out there capable of touching her soul. Someone not afraid to dive into her world head first, undeterred, un-intimidated. She hides scars, defects, the ugly parts, in a closet at the back of the laundry room. That dark cold room where you usually keep ancient linens and last year’s Christmas napkins. The people who come in and out of this home are sorely disappointed when they find this room, as though it were placed there conspiratorially and deceptively by The Gestapo of My Heart. It is always there, you pass it every time you go into the Laundry Room, which is often in a home like this one. Why would it be necessary to point out t